pcf21
01-16-2004, 03:29 AM
"The Kid" was seated at the bar one night of a local establishment enjoying his "sodee pop" when he was approached by a grungy old man, who sat down next to him at the bar.
"I'd like to give you some advice, Kid" said the old guy. "Now I've noticed that you're not the sharpest crayon in the box... in fact, when it comes to a battle of wits, you're practically unarmed." "But if you want to survive here in Tombstone - and live as long as I have............. there's just one thing you always have to remember....... and that is to shoot first, and ask questions later."
The Kid wheeled and immediately pumped four rounds of .44 Long Colt into the old guy's torso, killing him instantly. He then stated "Why is that Old Timer?!"
"I'd like to give you some advice, Kid" said the old guy. "Now I've noticed that you're not the sharpest crayon in the box... in fact, when it comes to a battle of wits, you're practically unarmed." "But if you want to survive here in Tombstone - and live as long as I have............. there's just one thing you always have to remember....... and that is to shoot first, and ask questions later."
The Kid wheeled and immediately pumped four rounds of .44 Long Colt into the old guy's torso, killing him instantly. He then stated "Why is that Old Timer?!"