RiverRunner
08-10-2002, 10:42 AM
Anti Terrorism Support Needed!
The President of the United States, George W. Bush, has asked that all Americans and Canadians unite together in a common cause to root out terrorists hiding in our community.
Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not one's wife, at 2:00 PM (EST) this Saturday afternoon, all North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of your house to prove that you think it's OK to see other women nude. (Since they do not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.)
Names and addresses of non-participants should be sent to CIA HQ, Langley, VA.
The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your efforts. Please, by all means, send this to your fellow Patriots to ensure 100% participation.
Thank you for your participation.
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Appeal started with jester-41, eBay Misc Forums
The President of the United States, George W. Bush, has asked that all Americans and Canadians unite together in a common cause to root out terrorists hiding in our community.
Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not one's wife, at 2:00 PM (EST) this Saturday afternoon, all North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of your house to prove that you think it's OK to see other women nude. (Since they do not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.)
Names and addresses of non-participants should be sent to CIA HQ, Langley, VA.
The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your efforts. Please, by all means, send this to your fellow Patriots to ensure 100% participation.
Thank you for your participation.
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Appeal started with jester-41, eBay Misc Forums