Larry Benson
02-06-2003, 10:41 PM
Subject: How to give a cat a bath.
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both
lids lifted.
3. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids
(you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do
not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be
reaching out for any purchase they can find. The cat will self-agitate and
make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat
is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "powerwash" and
"rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the all doors leading to the outside of your house and
ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where
he will dry himself.
Sincerely, The Dog
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both
lids lifted.
3. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids
(you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do
not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be
reaching out for any purchase they can find. The cat will self-agitate and
make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat
is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "powerwash" and
"rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the all doors leading to the outside of your house and
ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where
he will dry himself.
Sincerely, The Dog