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eddieh
02-06-2003, 11:45 PM
Somewhere in the deep south Bubba called an attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?"

"Yes, Bubba, that's true." answered the lawyer.

"And people are suing the fast food restaurants for making them fat and clogging their arteries with all them burgers and fries__is that true, mister lawyer?"

"Sure is, Bubba, but why do you ask?"

"'Cause I was thinkin' __maybe I can sue Budweiser for all them ugly women I've been waken' up with."

Larry Benson
02-09-2003, 01:59 AM
one more reason not to drink too much !! :D

Reed Eagle
02-09-2003, 11:53 PM
Guys,

Just thinking, but, I'm sure this could become a class (or lack there of) action suite.:D I'll sign the petition.!!!!

Pretty sure that this been the reason for all of my nightmares.:rolleyes:

Many that I woke up next were really coyoty ugly:D

Ol' Reed

B.K. Foster
02-10-2003, 12:27 AM
I don't thinks it had nutin' to do with beverages... From my inside source, you have been needing to schedule an appointment with the optometrist for over a decade... :D ;)

Laters,
Bry

Reed Eagle
02-10-2003, 09:19 AM
B.K.,

Your right about my vision.:D ( I see you were talking to Dan)

Another possible reason for the ugly results is mt LOW cull

Factor!!!;)

Ol' Reed