Spazz
02-07-2003, 04:25 PM
(Q) WHAT'S THE BEST FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL AFTER 50?
(A) NUDITY
(Q) WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GIRLFRIEND AND A WIFE?
(A) 45 LBS.
(Q) WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BOYFRIEND AND A HUSBAND?
(A) 45 MINUTES.
(Q) WHAT'S THE FASTEST WAY TO A MANS HEART"
(A) THROUGH HIS CHEST WITH A SHARP KNIFE.
(Q) WHAT DO YOU CALL A SMART BLONDE MALE?
(A) A GOLDEN RETRIEVER
(Q) WHY DID OJ SIMPSON MOVE TO WEST VIRGINIA?
(A) EVERYONE HAS THE SAME DNA
(Q) WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SOUTHERN ZOO AND A NORTHERN ZOO?
(A) A SOUTHERN ZOO HAS A DESCRIPTION OF THE ANIMAL ON THE FRONT OF THE CAGE, ALONG WITH A RECIPE.
(Q) WHAT'S THE CUBAN NATIONAL ANTHEM?
(A) ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT
(Q) WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NORTHERN FAIRYTALE AND A SOUTHERN FAIRYTALE?
(A) A NORTHERN FAIRYTALE BEGINS, "ONCE UPON A TIME." A SOUTHERN FAIRYTALE BEGINS, "Y'ALL AIN'T GONNA BELIEVE THIS"
(A) NUDITY
(Q) WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GIRLFRIEND AND A WIFE?
(A) 45 LBS.
(Q) WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BOYFRIEND AND A HUSBAND?
(A) 45 MINUTES.
(Q) WHAT'S THE FASTEST WAY TO A MANS HEART"
(A) THROUGH HIS CHEST WITH A SHARP KNIFE.
(Q) WHAT DO YOU CALL A SMART BLONDE MALE?
(A) A GOLDEN RETRIEVER
(Q) WHY DID OJ SIMPSON MOVE TO WEST VIRGINIA?
(A) EVERYONE HAS THE SAME DNA
(Q) WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SOUTHERN ZOO AND A NORTHERN ZOO?
(A) A SOUTHERN ZOO HAS A DESCRIPTION OF THE ANIMAL ON THE FRONT OF THE CAGE, ALONG WITH A RECIPE.
(Q) WHAT'S THE CUBAN NATIONAL ANTHEM?
(A) ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT
(Q) WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NORTHERN FAIRYTALE AND A SOUTHERN FAIRYTALE?
(A) A NORTHERN FAIRYTALE BEGINS, "ONCE UPON A TIME." A SOUTHERN FAIRYTALE BEGINS, "Y'ALL AIN'T GONNA BELIEVE THIS"