eddieh
02-10-2003, 09:50 AM
A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is
holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the
face. The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts
panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a
blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her
newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion,
she looks up, puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds the
newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes
her way, unhurried, across the market.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the
boy's te%st*ic#les and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever
more firmly. After a few seconds, the boy convulses violently and coughs up
the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing
the boy, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her
seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting
ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking
her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it
was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"
"No," the woman replies. ......."Divorce Attorney"
holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the
face. The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts
panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a
blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her
newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion,
she looks up, puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds the
newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes
her way, unhurried, across the market.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the
boy's te%st*ic#les and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever
more firmly. After a few seconds, the boy convulses violently and coughs up
the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing
the boy, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her
seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting
ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking
her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it
was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"
"No," the woman replies. ......."Divorce Attorney"