B.K. Foster
02-13-2003, 08:34 PM
A rookie patrolman in his first week of traffic enforcement training under the supervision of a Field Training Officer (FTO) makes a traffic stop in front of the post office... Let's look in on him...
Patrolman: "Sir, may I please see your driver's license and proof of insurance?"
Citizen: "Officer, I'll bet even money that you are just trying to make your quota!!"
Patrolman: "No sir! I made my quota last week!!! This one is just for fun!!!!"
Citizen: " I am going to have a talk with the Mayor about your rudeness!"
Patrolman: "Sir, my name is Spelled F.O.S.T.E.R...."
As the citizen drives off----
Supervisor: "Well kid, what do you think about our boss?"
Patrolman: "Huh?"
Supervisor: "That WAS the Mayor!"
Patrolman thinking: "Neato, my first DEAR CHIEF letter, and I haven't been on patrol for a month yet!!"
Laters,
Bry
Patrolman: "Sir, may I please see your driver's license and proof of insurance?"
Citizen: "Officer, I'll bet even money that you are just trying to make your quota!!"
Patrolman: "No sir! I made my quota last week!!! This one is just for fun!!!!"
Citizen: " I am going to have a talk with the Mayor about your rudeness!"
Patrolman: "Sir, my name is Spelled F.O.S.T.E.R...."
As the citizen drives off----
Supervisor: "Well kid, what do you think about our boss?"
Patrolman: "Huh?"
Supervisor: "That WAS the Mayor!"
Patrolman thinking: "Neato, my first DEAR CHIEF letter, and I haven't been on patrol for a month yet!!"
Laters,
Bry