Patrolman Week Two...

[B.K. Foster]

The same patrolman stops a pickup truck for running a stop sign...
Lets look in on him...

Patrolman: "Sir, may I please see your driver's license and proof of insurance?"

Citizen: "Why, I ain't done nuthin' wrong?"

Patrolman: "Sir, you ran that stop sign about a mile back..."

Citizen: "No I didn't, and you can't prove it!!"

Patrolman: "Sir, Please follow my pen with your eyes without moving your head..."

Citizen Complies---

Patrolman: "Sir please stand to the side of the shoulder with my supervisor..."

While patrolman walks to the front of the pickup truck...
To retrieve the stop sign from the bumper of the truck...

Citizen: "He sure is mean."

Supervisor: "You don't have to ride with him!!"

Patrolman: "Sir, I am afraid that the stop sign has told me that it is cross with you and you have to go to jail!!"

Citizen: "Funny joke buddy!!"

Patrolman to dispatch: Unit 37XX to S.O.-- I'll be inbound with one white male and pending states evidence for storage, please have a breathalyzer operator standing by!"

Dispatcher: "Will you be needing a tow truck?"

Patrolman: "Negative maam. The sign folded in half will fit in my trunk."

Laters,
Bry