MikDee
02-14-2003, 11:48 AM
Hey, My friends and I resemble this,,, LOL,,,
Brand New 2003 Edition of "You know you're a redneck when..........."
* You take your dog for a walk and both use the same
tree.
* You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes
with a fly swatter.
* Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
* You burn your yard rather than mow it.
* You think the "Nutcracker" is something you did off
the high dive.
* The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
* You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and
they don't want it.
* You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
* You come back from the dump with more than you took.
* You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
* Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
* Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
* You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
* You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting
dog.
* You go to the stock car races and don't need a
program.
* You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
* Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
* You can spit without opening your mouth.
*You consider your license plate personalized because
your father made it.
* Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
* You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all
say"Cool Whip" on the side.
* The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
* Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
* You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
* A tornado hits your neighborhood and does a $100,000
worth of improvements.
* You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
* You missed your 5th grade graduation because you
were on jury duty.
* You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
And last, but not least...
* Somebody tells you that you've got something in your
teeth,so you take them out to see what it is!!!
Brand New 2003 Edition of "You know you're a redneck when..........."
* You take your dog for a walk and both use the same
tree.
* You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes
with a fly swatter.
* Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
* You burn your yard rather than mow it.
* You think the "Nutcracker" is something you did off
the high dive.
* The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
* You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and
they don't want it.
* You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
* You come back from the dump with more than you took.
* You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
* Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
* Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
* You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
* You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting
dog.
* You go to the stock car races and don't need a
program.
* You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
* Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
* You can spit without opening your mouth.
*You consider your license plate personalized because
your father made it.
* Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
* You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all
say"Cool Whip" on the side.
* The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
* Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
* You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
* A tornado hits your neighborhood and does a $100,000
worth of improvements.
* You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
* You missed your 5th grade graduation because you
were on jury duty.
* You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
And last, but not least...
* Somebody tells you that you've got something in your
teeth,so you take them out to see what it is!!!