Larry Benson
02-15-2003, 12:56 PM
I just love cat jokes LOL
A man hated his wife's cat so much that he decided to
to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from
home and dropped the cat there. The cat was
already walking up the driveway when he approached his
home.
The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks
away but the same thing happened.
He kept on increasing the number of blocks but the cat
kept on coming home before him. At last he decided to
drive several miles away, turn right, then left, past
the bridge, then right again and another right and so
on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot
and dropped the cat there.
So, what do you think happened....?
Hours later, the man calls his wife at home and asked
her, "Honey, is the cat there?"
"Yes, why do you ask?" answered the wife.
Frustrated the man said, "Put that cat on the phone,
I am lost and I need directions."
:D
A man hated his wife's cat so much that he decided to
to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from
home and dropped the cat there. The cat was
already walking up the driveway when he approached his
home.
The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks
away but the same thing happened.
He kept on increasing the number of blocks but the cat
kept on coming home before him. At last he decided to
drive several miles away, turn right, then left, past
the bridge, then right again and another right and so
on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot
and dropped the cat there.
So, what do you think happened....?
Hours later, the man calls his wife at home and asked
her, "Honey, is the cat there?"
"Yes, why do you ask?" answered the wife.
Frustrated the man said, "Put that cat on the phone,
I am lost and I need directions."
:D