eddieh
02-17-2003, 01:27 PM
Mike and his blonde wife Carlene live in Omaha.
One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the
announcer
say, "We are going to have 3 to 4 inches of snow today. You must park
your
car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get
through."
Carlene goes out and moves her van.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says,
"We are expecting 4 to 5 inches of snow today. You must park your car
on
the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Carlene goes out and moves her van again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announce
says,"We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must
park...",
then the electric power goes out. Carlene says, "Honey, I don't know
what
to do."
Mike !says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the
announcer
say, "We are going to have 3 to 4 inches of snow today. You must park
your
car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get
through."
Carlene goes out and moves her van.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says,
"We are expecting 4 to 5 inches of snow today. You must park your car
on
the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Carlene goes out and moves her van again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announce
says,"We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must
park...",
then the electric power goes out. Carlene says, "Honey, I don't know
what
to do."
Mike !says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"