One liners...

[B.K. Foster]

How was copper wire invented?

Two lawyers fighting over a nickel...

Jokes not intended to be offensive to honest counsel...

Laters,
Bryan

[eddieh]

Originally posted by B.K. Foster

Jokes not intended to be offensive to honest counsel...

Laters,
Bryan

sorta like a more humanitarian Saddam I'mInsain,, possible but not likely!! LOL:D

[B.K. Foster]

However without that caveat, I would have opened myself up for another libel suit.... :D

Laters,
Bryan

[eddieh]

is that like with them funky pinstripes, very sedate looking,,, usually dark blue...LOL, means Iam liable to sue you!!! worn by bottom feeders?????? just kidding,,, sort of, cheers eddie

[B.K. Foster]

I prefer Chartreuse and plaid with small paisleys, but blue works good too... LOL

But there is a major difference between libel and liable...

Mainly, the meaning... :D

You are too much... Mr. Moderator... ;)

Keep em coming...

Laters,
Bry

[AndyKunz]

Originally posted by B.K. Foster
honest counsel

Isn't that self-contradictory?

The best lawyer jokes I've ever heard were told to me by a lawyer.

Andy

[Larry Benson]

I think that goes for Polocks too. my long time friend who was Polish and an X-bartender knew more polock jokes than any one man alive. he could tell them for hours and never say the same one twice, he loved them and knew they were all in fun and never took offence, of course he could dish them out too. you couldn't be around him for 5 minutes without laughing. Sure do miss him since he passed on, he was the kind of friend you never forget :)

[Turbosun]

That cent has more potential. If you are in Edinburgh and toss the cent into a VW Bug, you will get 10 people in it...fast....:D