eddieh
02-20-2003, 05:42 PM
a chuckle for today.........
> > > > The following is a true story.
> > > >
> > > > An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning
>to her
> > > > car, found four males in the act of leaving with her
>vehicle. She
> > > > dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding
>to scream at
> > > > the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use
>it! Get out
> > > > of the car!"
> > > >
> > > > The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got
>out and ran
> > > > like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then loaded her
>shopping bags into
> > > > the back of the car and get into the driver's seat. She was
>so shaken
> > > > that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried
>and tried,
> > > > and then it dawned on her why.
> > > >
> > > > A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or
>five spaces
> > > > farther down. She loaded her bags into her car and then
>drove to the
> > > > police station. The sergeant to whom she told the story
>nearly tore
> > > > himself in two with laughter. He pointed to the other end of
>the
> > > > counter, where four pale men were reporting car jacking by a
>mad,
> > > > elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall,
>glasses,
> > > > curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.
> > > >
> > > > No charges were filed.
> > > >
> > > > Brings new meaning to a senior moment!
cheers eddie
> > > > The following is a true story.
> > > >
> > > > An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning
>to her
> > > > car, found four males in the act of leaving with her
>vehicle. She
> > > > dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding
>to scream at
> > > > the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use
>it! Get out
> > > > of the car!"
> > > >
> > > > The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got
>out and ran
> > > > like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then loaded her
>shopping bags into
> > > > the back of the car and get into the driver's seat. She was
>so shaken
> > > > that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried
>and tried,
> > > > and then it dawned on her why.
> > > >
> > > > A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or
>five spaces
> > > > farther down. She loaded her bags into her car and then
>drove to the
> > > > police station. The sergeant to whom she told the story
>nearly tore
> > > > himself in two with laughter. He pointed to the other end of
>the
> > > > counter, where four pale men were reporting car jacking by a
>mad,
> > > > elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall,
>glasses,
> > > > curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.
> > > >
> > > > No charges were filed.
> > > >
> > > > Brings new meaning to a senior moment!
cheers eddie