Polish sausage

[MikDee]

A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish
sausage."
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>The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
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>The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
>something." If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was
>Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
>German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was
Jewish?
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>Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya,
huh?
>Would ya?"
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>The clerk says, "Well, no."
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>With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then,
>why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?"
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>The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot."