eddieh
02-25-2003, 04:35 PM
Driving to the office this morning on the Turnpike, looked over to my
left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles
per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror
putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and
when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still
working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much I dropped
my
electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my
knees
against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my
ear
which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big
John and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my
trousers, and disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers!!
left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles
per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror
putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and
when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still
working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much I dropped
my
electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my
knees
against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my
ear
which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big
John and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my
trousers, and disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers!!