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eddieh
02-25-2003, 11:07 PM
> >> > > >A woman gets home, screeches her car into the
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> >> > > >driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and
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> >> > > >shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your
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> >> > > >bags. I won the lottery!"
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> >> > > >The husband says, "Oh, my God! Really? What
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> >> > > >should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
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> >> > > >"Doesn't matter," she says. "Just get the hell out." >>
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