What kills you?

[B.K. Foster]

REAL LIFE OBSERVATIONS:
>
> The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer
> fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
>
> The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer
> heart attacks than the British or Americans.
>
> The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer
> fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
>
> The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine
> and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
>
> CONCLUSION:
>
> Eat and drink what you like.
> Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Bry