MikDee
03-07-2003, 10:21 AM
CHINESE PROVERBS
> > >> > Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
> > >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >> > Man who run in front of car get tired.
> > >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >> > Man who run behind car get exhausted.
> > >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >> > Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
> > >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >> > Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
> > >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >> > Man who walk through airport turnstile
sideways going to Bangkok.
> > >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >> > Man with one chopstick go hungry.
> > >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >> > Man who scratch ass should not bite
fingernails.
> > >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >> > Man who eat many prunes get good run for
money.
> > >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >> > Baseball is wrong: man with four balls
cannot walk.
> > >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >> > Panties not best thing on earth! but next
to best thing on earth.
> > >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >> > War does not determine who is right, war
determine who is left.
> > >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >> > Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find
him in cat house.
> > >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >> > Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
> > >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >> > It take many nails to build crib, but one
screw to fill it.
> > >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >> > Man who drive like hell, bound to get
there.
> > >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >> > Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
> > >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >> > Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
> > >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >> > Man who fish in other man's well often
catch crabs.
> > >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >> > Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
> > >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >> > Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
> > >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >> > Now send it to 10 or more people with in
the next 5 minutes!
> > >> > And good luck!
> > >> > Nothing will happen but 10 people laughing
at these
Proverbs!
> > >> > Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
> > >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >> > Man who run in front of car get tired.
> > >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >> > Man who run behind car get exhausted.
> > >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >> > Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
> > >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >> > Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
> > >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >> > Man who walk through airport turnstile
sideways going to Bangkok.
> > >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >> > Man with one chopstick go hungry.
> > >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >> > Man who scratch ass should not bite
fingernails.
> > >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >> > Man who eat many prunes get good run for
money.
> > >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >> > Baseball is wrong: man with four balls
cannot walk.
> > >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >> > Panties not best thing on earth! but next
to best thing on earth.
> > >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >> > War does not determine who is right, war
determine who is left.
> > >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >> > Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find
him in cat house.
> > >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >> > Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
> > >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >> > It take many nails to build crib, but one
screw to fill it.
> > >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >> > Man who drive like hell, bound to get
there.
> > >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >> > Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
> > >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >> > Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
> > >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >> > Man who fish in other man's well often
catch crabs.
> > >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >> > Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
> > >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >> > Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
> > >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > >> > Now send it to 10 or more people with in
the next 5 minutes!
> > >> > And good luck!
> > >> > Nothing will happen but 10 people laughing
at these
Proverbs!