eddieh
03-10-2003, 11:47 AM
Here's a much needed laugh... hilarious!!
An elderly lady was on an elevator at a plush New York hotel. The elevator stopped on the 4th floor and a beautiful young woman stepped on smelling of expensive perfume. The young woman looked at the elderly lady and smugly said, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren...$150 an ounce. The elderly lady didn't comment. The elevator continued upwards and stopped on the 10th floor.
Another beautiful young woman got on, also reeking of expensive perfume. This young woman rather arrogantly looked at the elderly woman...and said, "Chanel #5....$200 an ounce. The elderly lady didn't comment and the elevator continued upwards.
Finally, the old gal arrived at her departure floor. The door opened and as she walked out...she looked at both of the beautiful women . . . . looked them dead in the eye,..passed gas and said... 'Broccoli . . . . . 89 cents a pound!'
An elderly lady was on an elevator at a plush New York hotel. The elevator stopped on the 4th floor and a beautiful young woman stepped on smelling of expensive perfume. The young woman looked at the elderly lady and smugly said, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren...$150 an ounce. The elderly lady didn't comment. The elevator continued upwards and stopped on the 10th floor.
Another beautiful young woman got on, also reeking of expensive perfume. This young woman rather arrogantly looked at the elderly woman...and said, "Chanel #5....$200 an ounce. The elderly lady didn't comment and the elevator continued upwards.
Finally, the old gal arrived at her departure floor. The door opened and as she walked out...she looked at both of the beautiful women . . . . looked them dead in the eye,..passed gas and said... 'Broccoli . . . . . 89 cents a pound!'