The Bunny & the Snake (adult language)

[MikDee]

THE BUNNY AND THE SNAKE
> > Once upon a time (allegedly) in a nice little forest, there lived an
> > orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence,
both
>were
> > blind from birth.
> >
> > One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was
> > slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake
and
> > fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.
> >
> > "Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt
you.
> > I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In
fact,
>since
> > I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."
> >
> > "It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the
same
>as
> > yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my
mother.
> > Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what
you
> > are, so at least you'll have that going for you."
> >
> > "Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake
slithered
>all
> > over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur; you
have
> > really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony
tail.
>I'd
> > say that you must be a bunny rabbit."
> > "Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement.
> >
> > The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over
with my
> > paw, and help you the same way that you've helped me."
> > So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're
smooth
>and
> > slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no
balls.......
> > I'd say you must be French".
> >