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AndyKunz
03-18-2003, 06:43 PM
(AP) Washington DC, Wednesday, March 18, 2003, 11:00 AM President George Bush has made an announcement that we will not attack Iraq as previously scheduled. He announced that as of today he wants to give inspections a chance and is agreeing to allow additional inspectors to be deployed throughout the country of Iraq.

Among the additional inspectors are:

50,000 members of the 1st Infantry Division
30,000 members of the 101st Airborne Division
30,000 members of the Marine Special Amphibious Forces
10,000 members of the 4th armored division

Special air deliveries to aid the inspections will be made by aircraft from the USS Constellation, USS George Washington, USS Abraham Lincoln, and USS Enterprise. All inspectors have been equipped with either .223 or .308 caliber and in some cases, .50 caliber reciprocating linear accelerators to aid in the information gathering processes. Many of the inspectors also carry small hand-held thermodynamic event resonators containing TNT, which have been found to be very useful in shaking loose information that is guarded very closely.

The President stated: "With these additional inspectors the inspections should be completed in a few days". There were no comments from Hans Blix, or the Security Council members of the United Nations.

eeyore65
03-18-2003, 08:45 PM
IMHO , that's the way to do it !!

Zippifried
03-18-2003, 09:06 PM
Originally posted by AndyKunz
reciprocating linear accelerators ....... thermodynamic event resonators containing TNT

I like the wording, wordy enough to be harmless, right? hahahaha