Marriage But No Babies

MARRIAGE BUT NO BABIES!


A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl
across the street.

The father being modern and well-schooled in handling children,
hid his smile behind his hand.

"That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out
completely?" "Sure," his young son answered. "We can spend
one week in my room and the next in hers. It's right across the
street, so I can run home if I get lonely in the night."

"How about transportation?" the father asked.

"I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the little boy
answered.

The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.

Finally, in exasperation, the man asked, "What about babies?
When you're married, you're liable to have babies, you know."

"We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied. "We're not
going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to
step on it!"